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Last Updated: 23.06.2025 02:03
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Everyone loved it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Next, they tried...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
share office space ...
Still no good.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What destroys relationships between actors in Hollywood?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Just Forget it!
Freaks and Cheeks
Nuts and Butts
So, the docs changed it to read
Loons and Moons
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Thumbs down again.
Why does Trump keep blaming Ukraine for getting invaded by Russia?
So they tried
Unacceptable again!
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Another attempt resulted in ...
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No way
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
No, not a chance
Minds and Behinds
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They put up a sign reading
Still no good
Will Trump's tariffs harm the USA?
No go.
Then came..
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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